“The screamer” bumper protector
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I’d hit it just to hear the chickens.
But they don’t make any noise when you squish em. Only when you release em
Kind of like a golf ball dimples, this bandolier style arrangement of rubber chickens actually reduces drag creating efficiency in gas mileage.
Maybe multiple layers? Go for this effect:
https://youtu.be/nHc288IPFzk
Whats holding the rubber chickens to the bumper?
I can hear this post
This man exceeds gods IQ
There’s only one better bumper protector – a car that’s not worth anything!
He was hitting on those chicks again.
Check out my chickmobile
That’s actually clever tho
Seems like a pretty nice 94-95 accord. Wonder if there is more pics of it?
That 94-97 Honda Accord on the left brings back all the memories.
I’m just going to leave this here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSK5Gtf5bkA
this would tempt me to get so close to things to make them squeek!
Look at all those chickens!
Innovation at its finest.
I need to see a video of this in action
#*SCREAMOTH BEHEMOTH*
“We got some rubbernecking traffic on Highway 34…”
I always thought that a car’s front and back bumper should have a band of rubber, just to avoid scratching when up close to other cars.
r/noisyrubberchickens
I’ll take your entire stock
Cool! The more squawking you hear the better the hit.
Probably cause the other driver to poop themselves
After seeing toy story I could never put toys like that D:
Grilled chicken!
Only works as you or they drive away btw
Well technically the chickens only scream after decompression so the car wud have to back up to hear the screams.
I’d need those
This made me think, i need to buy a few of these to tape down in my garage to keep my kids from pulling the car in too far.
Bouta hit it from behind and make her scream…
Does this come in blue? Cause my car is blue and I wouldn’t mind these guys on there. But maybe in a smaller version? Cause I think the normal squeaky rubber chicken may be a bit over powering.
https://youtu.be/9AqqmjGzeTQ
That chicken assault at the end is rough.
Hmm, I could have used these on my driveway retaining wall that I hit with the side of my new car the day after I bought it.
AAAHHHHHH!!!!
Driver hitting the car: wtf?!
All I can hear is the chicken “screams” leading into the bag pipes playing
For when you want safety AND to give anyone within a 50 foot radius a heart attack
You wont hear them till it’s too late 😮
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Until they come flying off on the highway.