in Funny “The screamer” bumper protector September 2, 2020, 1:44 am 63 Views 41 Comments “The screamer” bumper protector View Reddit by prbecker – View Source What do you think? 0 points Upvote Downvote bumperprotectorscreamer 41 Comments Leave a Reply I’d hit it just to hear the chickens. Reply But they don’t make any noise when you squish em. Only when you release em Reply Kind of like a golf ball dimples, this bandolier style arrangement of rubber chickens actually reduces drag creating efficiency in gas mileage. Reply Maybe multiple layers? Go for this effect: https://youtu.be/nHc288IPFzk Reply Whats holding the rubber chickens to the bumper? Reply I can hear this post Reply This man exceeds gods IQ Reply There’s only one better bumper protector – a car that’s not worth anything! Reply He was hitting on those chicks again. Reply Check out my chickmobile Reply That’s actually clever tho Reply Seems like a pretty nice 94-95 accord. Wonder if there is more pics of it? Reply That 94-97 Honda Accord on the left brings back all the memories. Reply I’m just going to leave this here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSK5Gtf5bkA Reply this would tempt me to get so close to things to make them squeek! Reply Look at all those chickens! Reply Innovation at its finest. Reply I need to see a video of this in action Reply #*SCREAMOTH BEHEMOTH* Reply “We got some rubbernecking traffic on Highway 34…” Reply I always thought that a car’s front and back bumper should have a band of rubber, just to avoid scratching when up close to other cars. Reply r/noisyrubberchickens Reply I’ll take your entire stock Reply Cool! The more squawking you hear the better the hit. Reply Probably cause the other driver to poop themselves Reply After seeing toy story I could never put toys like that D: Reply Grilled chicken! Reply Only works as you or they drive away btw Reply Well technically the chickens only scream after decompression so the car wud have to back up to hear the screams. Reply I’d need those Reply This made me think, i need to buy a few of these to tape down in my garage to keep my kids from pulling the car in too far. Reply Bouta hit it from behind and make her scream… Reply Does this come in blue? Cause my car is blue and I wouldn’t mind these guys on there. But maybe in a smaller version? Cause I think the normal squeaky rubber chicken may be a bit over powering. Reply https://youtu.be/9AqqmjGzeTQ That chicken assault at the end is rough. Reply Hmm, I could have used these on my driveway retaining wall that I hit with the side of my new car the day after I bought it. Reply AAAHHHHHH!!!! Driver hitting the car: wtf?! Reply All I can hear is the chicken “screams” leading into the bag pipes playing Reply For when you want safety AND to give anyone within a 50 foot radius a heart attack Reply You wont hear them till it’s too late 😮 Reply [deleted] Reply Until they come flying off on the highway. Reply Leave a Reply Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.